"Live, from Hawaii's beautiful Malaki Island ("We're not just for lepers any more"), it's 'Carnival of the Stars'!"

"Whoops. Lost a nail. Well, that's leprosy for you."

"A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper one!"

"I get to clothe the leper."

"We may remember Troy from such films as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud", and "Leper in the Backfield"."

"Oh, no -- that's leprosy. Remember those scary lepers in "Ben Hur?""

"Forgery! So he didn't have leprosy!"

"Teacher is not a leper"